Our Mission The Raunchy Retro Cards mission is to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go, oops, wait a minute, that’s not our mission. Our mission is to find and destroy a ruthless dictator’s weapons of mass destruction, wait, that’s not our mission either. The Raunchy Retro Cards mission is to create cards that are raunchy, retro and frightfully funny. OK, we admit that our mission might not be as kitschy cool as an old sci-fi TV show and our mission might not win us the Nobel Prize for Most Things Blown Up in a Single Month. Nonetheless, we feel that our mission is very important, especially these days when everyone can use a good laugh. So there.

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